People put the strangest things on Gameday signs. For example:
This sign appears to imply that Lee Corso likes something resembling a twin-knobbed back massager. Well, who doesn't like twin-knobbed back massagers? With six settings on most models, they're the perfect accompaniment to a nice glass of Franzia and some Taylor Dayne to finish a long, stressful day. We bet Lee uses his all the time.
(Massive HT: Fancy Gator.)