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GUESS THE TALKING POINTS GOT AROUND...

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The talking points went out fast and furious in Bristol this week. Examine this sub-box from ESPN.com, and see if you sense a theme:

Rejected headers included:

"Chris Leak folds skirts, runs for panic room weeping at mere mention of Bo Pelini."

"Les Miles: 'It's not arrogance if you really do expect to drink beer from your opponent's polished skull after the game'."

"Beano Cook: Gators will be devastated by Heisman hopeful Billy Cannon."

"ESPN INsider prediction: Florida stands exactly zero fucking chance of getting so much as a goddamned fucking first down, you miserable shitbag."