The talking points went out fast and furious in Bristol this week. Examine this sub-box from ESPN.com, and see if you sense a theme:
Rejected headers included:
"Chris Leak folds skirts, runs for panic room weeping at mere mention of Bo Pelini."
"Les Miles: 'It's not arrogance if you really do expect to drink beer from your opponent's polished skull after the game'."
"Beano Cook: Gators will be devastated by Heisman hopeful Billy Cannon."
"ESPN INsider prediction: Florida stands exactly zero fucking chance of getting so much as a goddamned fucking first down, you miserable shitbag."