There's witty commentary somewhere for this, but we're too overcome by the eyelid-flipping weirdness of this to say it. Just go take a look at the pic of "The Aggie Squeeze" over on Burnt Orange Nation, and then come back and try to make sense out of it to us. Unless DARPA's testing a new "testicular pain projection ray" on the fake soldiers of College Station, this is just inexplicable ninth-degree oddity.
Please explain below.
(Someone pointed us to the video. Much thanks!)
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