Paul beats us to the best summary of JoePa's assfunk-inspired sprints on Saturday. The only thing missing would have been JoePa holding his hand over his ass on the way into the lockerroom, or visibly clenching his ass cheeks together.
Paterno had the quote of the day, of course:
"It's a good thing I didn't see what happened," Paterno said. "I might not have been able to come out."
JoePa became JoePoo thanks to a case of the stomach flu on Saturday. Anthony Morelli crapped his pants as well.