After genuinely dire readings last week, chesty Chuck Amato's life signs tick upward just a tad in this week's measure of his ability to keep paying the note on his boss Corvette. Using the rise and fall of Amato's prized possession--his massive pectoral muscles---as our metaphorical metric, we pronounce this week's Chuck Amato Survival Meter reading to be:
Borat: skinny, but not entirely emaciated.