We owe it to the boys at FireMarkMay.com, who reminded us of the second finest video game of the N64 era, might Mario Kart in a conversation the other day. (We hear Trev always claims DK in the office tournaments, which is soooo predictably Trev.)
It somehow grows in zigzag. It waggles when he laughs. It shakes in fury as he's blown off the curves and valleys of Rainbow Road by flying red turtle shells. The Mustache of the Day goes to...
Wario.
WooooaaaaaAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!