Does Chad Henne ever seem...traumatized to you? You know, as if something had happend to him leaving him ever-shaken and a little unsure of himself?
Well, he played high school football for Jim Cantafio, who evidently prefers Betamax to VHS and makes a very strong showing of it in the footage below. Reader Carson showed us this, and for that we owe him immensely. The 2003 video shows the pregame speech of an unhinged Cantafio displaying the signs of a man who has just slipped into tertiary syphilitic madness. Or perhaps rabies. We're not doctors, you know, but either way an infectious agent of some sort seems to be to blame here.
Poor Chad Henne. After playing football for Cantafio, Lloyd Carr must seem like working for Mrs. Dalloway.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE? DO YOU!!!???!!!???