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TECH/ND TICKETS ARE ALMOST AS POPULAR AS CLOWNS GETTING CRUSHED

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The ND/Tech game here in Atlanta has filled the coffers at Tech unlike any home game in recent memory. Scalpers are pulling 200 bucks easy for the tickets, which judging from recent home interest in Chantastic! Tech football may be broken down thusly:

$1.25: cost of printing shiny ticket.

$3.25: actual interest in Georgia Tech football in Gailey era. (Mmm...pudding.)

$195.50: Holy shit Notre Dame!!! SCALP 'TIL YOUR ARMS FALL OFF!!!

This isn't surprising. Neither is the popularity of the story posted alongside the body of the online article, either. We've highlighted the piece we find most sidesplitting using the unstoppable power of Microsoft Paint:

We half expected the headline to continue..."and smile with glee."