But we just can't. Especially not now that the WWL is reporting that Clarett was bankrolled by the Israeli mob since leaving the Buckeyes. At least that is his lawyers reason for why he was armed more heavily than the sovereign Republic of Dee Webb. From the "truth is stranger than fiction" department comes the tale that Clarett was introduced by a rapper friend to Hai Waknine, who prosecutors believe is a member of an Israeli crime organization called The Jerusalem Group. He was then to be a part of a money laundering scheme which involved his rookie contract. Ooops, he got cut and suddenly couldn't hold up his end of the bargain. Hence the assault weapons.
You're safer in here.