Fire Mark May has the Bill Simmons simulation module uploaded and cranking.
(On a side note, has there ever been a greater moment in sports than when the Steiner Brothers beat the Rockers? I don't even care if it was fake, that was wicked. That rivals when Gene Hackman's speech in "Hoosiers" for 'Most Inspiration Non-Real Sports Moment 2006.)
Is not interested in college football. Therefore we use a simulator.