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WE'VE GOT ROBOTS YES WE DO! WE'VE GOT ROBOTS HOW 'BOUT YOU!

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We'd like to thank you all in advance for your participation in the season, since you will all be fine but ultimately inferior opponents in the Gators' march to a national championship. No, really, you were all magnificent. Fancy underpants for everyone.

We know how it's all going to turn out, though, so just prepare yourself for the inevitable. You can't break prophecy, especially the oldest one in college football: As goes the International Autonomous Underwater robotics competition, so goes the ADT Doritos Met Life Ed's Snack Shack 'n Gas NCAA national football championship. And thanks to a little electronic badass named "the SubjuGator," that prophecy's pointing Gainesvilleward now. (Don't believe us? It's in Gilgamesh. Or the Bible. Or both. Go look it up.)

UF: proudly producing the underwater assassin robots of your nightmares day and night.


Danny Wuerffel. Tobacco lawsuit awards. EDSBS. Nightmare underwater assassin robots. UF pwns ur azz.