You're treading on thin ice when you talk about another man's wife. But thanks to this expose by DeepSouthSports about SEC spouses, we now know some definites:
1. The Orgeron outpunted his coverage. Big Time.
2. Shelly Meyer wears cutoff jean skirts, a sure sign that a Bon Jovi tape lies somewhere in her past.
3. If the Orgeron outpunted his coverage with his lady, Shula parked a 120-yarder in the alumni donor lot in comparison.
We'll just be calling Shula "Coach Touchback" from now on.