Former Utah CB Ryan Smith will be attending grad school at the University of Florida, surely only choosing Gainesville for its peerless Tax Law program or excellent entomology school. Oh, and he does get to take advantage of that new transfer rule, too, the one allowing degree-holding transfers to attend school immediately after transferring without losing a year of eligibility. All purely coincidence, especially with the dismissal of starting corner Avery Atkins from the team, Smith playing for Meyer at Utah, and UF's ever-thinning secondary. Yup. It's definitely the entomology school.
Speaking of entomology...where would getting hit by a 235 pound linebacker or a streaking safety rate on the Schmidt Sting Pain Index? We estimate a 3.5 or so, unless we're talking Ronnie Lott. He had to be a straight 5 plus.
"Pure, intense, brilliant pain."