Fuck any other nonsense you might hear--FireMarkMay.com's got the most accurate inaccurate substantiated unsubstantiated gossip out there this week for your weekend reading. Just a tease, since we're like that and all:
Michigan's Lloyd Carr carries hot buttered biscuits in his pants at all times!
That explains the pleats, we guess.
Wait, son. You don't know where those biscuits have been.