(We never, ever tire of writing South Carolina headlines.)
Coach Steve Spurrier has suspended two South Carolina players for academic reasons: wide receiver Noah Whiteside and safety Ty Erving. Whiteside may play this year if his grades improve, according to Spurrier's comments, which were made guess where?
a. Hezbollah bunker under fire in Lebanon
b. The Corn Palace
c. From his office
d. From a golf course.
If you said anything other than (d.), then you know nothing about the Evil Brat Genius whatsoever. Review your assigned Wikipedia entry as penance.
You know where to find him.