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PLEASE, DON'T MAKE THE ORGERON ANGRY

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The Orgeron still awaits the arrival of prized recruit and expected starter Brent Schaeffer. The hold up is that Schaeffer is trying to finish up his course work at the Harvard of the west, College of the Sequoias. If this doesn't happen soon, we expect The Orgeron will be angry; and nobody wants that to happen. So, for the love of all that is good about humanity, please pass that class Brent. I'd hate to see all the other innocent students, faculty and staff at the College of the Sequoias end up suffering the wrath of the beast.

The Orgeron is seen here warning California that an apocalypse is near if Schaeffer doesn't report soon.