LD, you asked for it, you get it. A picture so magnificent it requires a caption contest begins...now.
The men of Troy get wet on the biggest damn slip and slide you'll ever see:
Our own suggestions for a caption:
1. "Worst. Gay. Vacation. Ever."
2. Phil Fulmer's Line Camp ends with the traditional "Drinking of Mayonnaise Lake."
3. "Don't tell anyone about this. Ever."
4. "You're with me, awkward collegiate experimentation!"
Leave your own superior suggestions below.