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SEPARATED AT BIRTH? COACHES AS DICTATORS: REDUX

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It is our last "oldie but goodie" for a while, I promise, but I figured EDSBS needed its daily whiff of Orson even when on vacation. So relax and enjoy. Afterall, it's Friday!

Coaches are often accused of being dictators. We decided that some of them might actually be real-life dictators. For more compelling evidence, please click on the more button to see some of our disturbing picks.

1. Bill Callahan, irrational, moody ruler of a resource-poor state in the middle of nowhere:

And...

Sapurmurat Niyazov, a.k.a. Turkmenbashi, the irrational, moody ruler of a resource-poor state in the middle of nowhere, Turkmenistan:

2. Carl Torbush, mustachioed former UNC head coach and Aggie DC:

And...

mustachioed Belarussian tyrant Aleksandr Lukashenko:

3. Sonny Lubick, lord of dusty CSU:

And Islam Karimov, the despot of dusty Uzbekistan:

4. Our finale, and one that requires some imagination: Phil Fulmer, overlord of Knox County:

And...

His photo-negative counterpart, the now-deceased rotund overlord of the Congo, Laurent Kabila: