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AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING A BAD DAY...

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Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin has been accused in a lawsuit of... and we're not making this up.... being drunk and masturbating when he crashed into a parked car on March 30. Just drunk and masturbating, you say, doesn't fully explain crashing into a parked car. Well, perhaps he was distracted by the porn eyewitnesses said he was watching at the time.

HT: Gatorsports