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SOUTHWEST ILLINOIS CC IS LIKE SCREWED

The NCAA will lobby the BCS to ban any and all "offensive mascot" Indian names from BCS competition, according to Illinois Director of Athletics Ron Guenther. U of I has yet to make a formal response to the NCAA along the lines of UND President and EDSBS hero Charles Kupchella's jeremiad/nerd-slap, so Chief Illiniwek will be on the sidelines for this fall more exciting [NAME REDACTED] football, which may be Myles Brand's way of eliminating the horribly offensive mascot: killing him with bad football and constant on-field "improvement."

The Southwest Illinois Community College Scalpin' Hatchet-Packers, though? They're like totally screwed, man.


The only thing standing between you and fatal offense. You need him on that wall.