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SOUTHWEST ILLINOIS CC IS LIKE SCREWED

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The NCAA will lobby the BCS to ban any and all "offensive mascot" Indian names from BCS competition, according to Illinois Director of Athletics Ron Guenther. U of I has yet to make a formal response to the NCAA along the lines of UND President and EDSBS hero Charles Kupchella's jeremiad/nerd-slap, so Chief Illiniwek will be on the sidelines for this fall more exciting [NAME REDACTED] football, which may be Myles Brand's way of eliminating the horribly offensive mascot: killing him with bad football and constant on-field "improvement."

The Southwest Illinois Community College Scalpin' Hatchet-Packers, though? They're like totally screwed, man.


The only thing standing between you and fatal offense. You need him on that wall.