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POWERPOINT PREVIEWS: ARIZONA STATE SUN DEVILS 2006

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In our ongoing attempt to give readers something they're not getting anywhere else, we've started counting down Athlon's top 25 backwards in order to pick our PowerPoint Preview teams. You may be familiar with Microsoft PowerPoint from the last sales meeting or seminar you slept through, or from a dismal, harried presentation you did after a long night of lemon drops with the HR gals. Forget what you know, because in our hands PowerPoint goes from a half-assed clip art display to a full, rocking inferno of hellacious, eyeball-piercing, soul-scorching football force.

We guarantee that you won't fall asleep during this week's installment, our preview of Arizona State's 2006 season, brought to you by a whole slew of metalsome gifs and the dulcet tones of Slayer's "Angel of Death." If you injure yourself headbanging, look in the mirror and realize your face has been melted off, or are otherwise injured in the melee that will follow your seemingly innocent click of the mouse on the link below...blame Satan.

CLICK THIS TO FEEL THE AWESOME SATANIC POWER OF POWERPOINT.

(OR DON'T: This completely got us into trouble with our hosting when we posted it, so until we get it up on Filehost, it's off the site. Apologies.)

(Warning: clip is fucking loud. Wear headphones, or be prepared to watch your whole office go up in flames. If sound doesn't work, play this clip behind it. Best viewed in PP 2003 to get the full flaming demonic vision. Rock.)


YOU try to think of a funny way to do an ASU preview without mentioning Satan.