Someone please send us a photo or film of someone in a Florida, Michigan, Miami, or even a Harvard sweatshirt committing a crime. Please. Because at this point we feel like we're just shooting fish in a barrel. If you're going to commit a crime in the Midwest, is it a rule that you have to wear an Ohio State shirt? Or is this part of some elaborate conspiracy organized by Michigan alums to paint tOSU in a negative light? Or is Ohio like Sunnydale High School, a portal to hell wearing the disguise of a normal American town?
Whatever it may be, here it is: another Ohio State fan committing a crime and advertising his loyalties simultaneously. (HT: DevilGrad.)
I'll be taking these huggies, and whatever you got.