Nathan from Golden Tornado redefines conference rankings with what may be the ultimate measure: mascot suckitude/non-suckitude. The ACC comes first, with a rundown of other conferences hopefully to follow. Fine work, Nathan--a bottle of Zybrowka for you tonight.
This picture, though, makes Testudo look adorably pitiful, like every one in the stadium just turned their backs on him all at once and broke his tiny reptilian heart:
Someone give him a hug before we start crying.
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