...reader Seth had to let us know about OMGWTF VHT LB Tray Blackmon's arrest just a few hollers and dales away from where we sit in LaGrange, GA. Blackmon is charged with underage drinking and "pedestrian under the influence," the stupidest fucking charge we've ever heard anywhere for any reason ever ever ever. Rules are rules, though; we award two points, one for each misdemeanor in the case. The jury is still out on whether we will take a point away for this:
According to the incident report, Blackmon was arrested after police observed him exiting from a wooded area and unable to walk steadily.
WOOOOOOO!!! Woods! Po-lice chase! Duhhhhhh-RRRANKIN! Might be worth an extra point, give or take the persuasiveness of tide of email we'll undoubtedly get from Bama fans wishing to bump the penalty up a notch.