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MSU'S NATALE TO TRANSFER TO RUTGERS. HUNS CAPTURE MOST OF NEW JERSEY.

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Domenic Natale, the VHT Michigan State redshirt freshman qb, will be transferring closer to home to Rutgers for the remainder of his career. Greg Schiano's pulled off a minor coup in this case, but it also means Natale gets to be closer to his native people, the Huns, who apparently have a school in central Jersey:

Domenic Natale, rated as one of the nation's top high school quarterbacks during his career at The Hun School in Princeton, will transfer to Rutgers from Michigan State, Rutgers announced Tuesday.

The Hun School. Now we feel cheated--we would have killed to learn how to be a Hun. (Which would have made us qualified to do it, right?)

They'd better have a good football team, as well as classes in horseback combat, harem management for the rising young chieftain, and decapitation techniques for the beginner. And Lordi must be the official band of the Hun School Senior Prom--not only do they have the thumping, stomprock Jersey sound down, but their lead singer carries a battle axe onto the stage. What's more Hunnish than that? Besides the ability to raze a city and hit a moving target with a bow and arrow at fifty yards?

Conquering New Jersey as we speak.