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Much like Karl Dorrell's offense, UCLA got down in the chips fast before making a quick score late in the offseason's second quarter in the race for the Fulmer Cup. Bruins freshmen John Hale and Jess Ward both get two points each for felony assault charges stemming from "a house party" in February, giving UCLA a strong debut with four points on the board.

We now add "house party" to the list of places that should, by default, be banned sites for off-season socializing. In review:

--"house parties"

--Anywhere called "Club (Insert Local Area Code Here)"

--"Jailbait's: a Neighborhood Bar and Grill"

--The Sovereign Republic of Dee Webb

--The entire city of Durham, North Carolina.

You may listen to, but not attend, their house parties, recruit.