We'd love for this to be the last time we write the words "USC" this week, but given recent events, the chances of that are slim and none. The bad timing continues for USC as an old charge--Rey Maualuga's assault case, which dates back to November--just happens to wrap up in the same time frame that features a qb accused of sexual assault and the Reggie Bush "Jeffersons'" scandal. Maualuga received the community service treatment in combination with court-mandated AA meetings and anger management classes, which means those little bastards at the LA YMCA summer camp better sit the fuck down and shut up before Uncle Rey has to bust a few heads, okay? Ok, Rey, count down from ten....nine...eight...ahhhhhgggrrr....
Go get Uncle Rey a juicebox. NOW YOU LITTLE BASTARD! NOW!
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