The head of the Ft. Wayne diocese is "disappointed," but if you were celibate, wouldn't you be? After much kerfuffling, Notre Dame has decided to allow a production of the "Vagina Monologues"
to take place on campus, which would be the most open discussion of pussies since Notre Dame fans talked about Ty Willingham and his coaching staff during the 2005 season.
Cheap shot, sure. But you liked it.
Has his own monologues.