The succession struggle at USC just tilted with the announcement that John David Booty, whose back was already a source of concern, will likely have to have surgery on his back. Mark Sanchez will take the majority of the snaps during spring, while Booty lays on a bed in a dark room watching film and raising his fist to the sky while screaming "SANCHEZ!!!" No word if the part Sanchez will be played by Robert Davi.
This may be the first and last time any blog anywhere alludes to License to Kill, which, like every Bond movie, we've seen a few too many times for our own good. It did have Talisa Soto, which means it wasn't a complete waste of time watching Timothy Dalton acting constipated for two hours.