Bowling Green and the UAB Blazers in the Firestone Pack-A-Bowl...always a matchup we've wanted to see, courtesy of Matt in Gainesville who's always advocated for a rematch between the two just so he could giggle at the names. Bowling Green QB Anthony Turner and cornerback Ryan Patrick lived up to their uni's name by doing some green bowling of their own last Saturday around 1:30 a.m., as BGSU police picked up the pair for greenhousing it something fierce in Patrick's GMC SUV. (HT Devil Grad.) Officer Sean Beavers (stifling urge to laugh) said that Patrick admitted not only to smoking weed, but that other football players had been involved earlier that night. In blatant violation of the "No Snitches" rule, we wonder if L'il Kim-style dramatics are to follow here.
Cooperating with the police is soooo 1983.
Breaking a long silence, BGSU's cannabis fans earn the University two points for a multi-person marijuana offense. Mid-majors represent!