Boi’s thinking that someone’s getting canned over USC’s bizarre choice for the 2006 Football poster heading: “ENCORE!”
He also has his own suggestion for a Trojan ‘06 poster, which we swear is only the slightest bit gayerrific, and totally vegetarian (no meat whatsoever.)
Cowherd’s response to MZone’s piece on him using their material without credit: “GET OVER IT.” Combining this with the latest “complimentary” issue of the high-grade toilet paper that is ESPN: The Magazine soiling our mailbox (damn that Insider subscription,) we feel a new round of anti-WWL bile roiling up in our gullet.
A more productive way of objecting to ESPN using bloggers’ material as theirs would be emailing the ESPN Ombudsman, George Solomon; a quixotic gesture, sure, but someday a windmill’s going to get the red-ass beatdown it so sorely deserves, so do it anway.
Charge that windmill.
Quickly, a microwaveable lunch’s worth of spring links for you to peruse:
-El Herald doesn’t have much on Meyer and the Gators you couldn’t guess for yourself: pressure, tough schedule, offensive hiccups, el blah de blahando hablah blah…
-WVU’s Adam Bednarik needs shoulder surgery, which isn’t good news since the ‘Eers offense happily sends their qbs into the jaws of brain-damaging linebackers on nearly every play. Paul’s got Mountain Lair saying none of it matters if the Mountaineers don’t beat Louisville this year in the course of suggesting that WVU could be in the running for a national title. First you get the underpants…step three, profits.
Step one: beat Louisville. Step two: national championship!
-Former Florida OC Larry Fedora is running his no-huddle offense as a four-headed beast for the moment at OK State. In Norman, Adrian Peterson looks fine, though the Oklahoma line does not, which could interfere in the long run with AP looking fine in November for the Heisman stretch run everyone’s got planned for him.
-Minnesota, the Denver Broncos of the college game, is attempting to sort out who’s going to rush for 1,000 yards this season in their backfield. Whoever it is, they will have a guy named Bubba Brinkhaus blocking for them, which is a damn shame since a man named Bubba should by biblical decree be blocking for Tennessee QB Jim Bob Cooter.
-As you would expect, Blue-Gray Sky has every last syllable of Weis’ spring presser parsed for you, as well as the Posh Pasha of Pierogies looking every pound-a-sexy:
Sexy, sexy.
-Nebraska DE Adam Carriker gains 15 pounds of muscle since last season and still runs a 4.5. Teammate Corey McKeon insists he’s just a “freak of nature;” Carriker attributes it to a new, South Beach-y diet. Unusually strong players on the Cornhusker roster…hmm…
Adam Carriker of Nebraska’s been bulking up over the winter.
We’ve got to crank up our “All-Name Team” again, if only because Virginia Tech’s got a potentially legendary candidate for the contest: Running Back Macho Harris. Pregunta: Quien es Macho? Repuesta: Virginia Tech es Macho. The only downside of this whole new era of Macho at Virginia Tech could be the use of the song “Macho Man” by the Village People at Hokie home games, which would only be palatable if they chose the Mickey Mouse Disco version sung by Donald Duck. (Fighting off mind’s eye-scarring image of Village People and Donald Duck in San Francisco bathhouse ca. 1979…Donald doing poppers with the Indian…must not see…)
Disney Disco. The back cover had Mickey fisting Halston and Goofy snorting rails off Bianca Jagger’s ass with Truman Capote.
Tech looks like it’ll be throttling down the offense in a position-shuffling spring now that New Mexico has thugged his way off the team and left the Hokies with a wealth of inexperience at the qb position. The line’s a shuffle, too, so Beamer will roll back the Hokies’ attack to their normal, plodding placeholder of an attack and let the run, d, and special teams shoulder the load, which means you can take Tech’s games and place them right back in the paint-drying category of watchability.
Yost at MZone is bleeding from his ears in anger at Colin Cowherd of ESPN, who just may have given him the best free pub he could ever get by reading whole chunks of Yost’s Vince Young Wonderlic piece on the radio without crediting MZone for the gags.
Is Colin Cowherd the Milton Berle of talk radio? By this, we refer to Berle’s notoriety in the comedy world as a first-rate joke thief, and not to Uncle Milty’s legendarily enormous, block-out-the-sun penis. In a spasm of journalism, we emailed Cowherd to get a response, and will post it ASAP when and if we get one.
If not, cue Pajamas Media-style blogger hysterics.
Milton Berle, bit-biter, showing everyone the tale of the tape.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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