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FLORIDA STATE BEGINS SPRING PRACTICE. JEFF BOWDEN BREAKS OUT SEGA GENESIS, GETS TO WORK.

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The players have laced them up, the trainers are stocking up on tape, and Jeff Bowden's got the mighty Sega Genesis playbook up and pumping those 16 bits 'til they wheeze. The Seminoles have started spring practice, and the only thing reporters seem to have taken away from Pappy's boilerplate is a focus on the run game, which anyone could have seen coming given the Seminoles dismal ground attack of 2005.

We're just praying for someone to slip a copy of Mutant League Football into Jeffy's console so we may watch the hijinks when he calls Nasty Audible C. Given Bowden's history of not disciplining players for anything shy of domestic terrorism, we would expect a brutal round of stadium steps for all.

Manslaughter? Gonna be a rough afternoon for you, son.