The MZone puts on their Onion hat and wears it well by taking a "ripped from the headlines" story and putting it in a college football context. Start with this pic, and you'll get an idea of where they're going:
Amakah-blakah-blakah dirka jihad!
Unnecessary blogger-type instructions follow: read the whole thing. (And who doesn't?)
UPDATE!!! Mullah Todd is issuing fatwas over at 1000 Movies. Michigan fans, the homeless looking derelict and short guy with the deformed vocal chords from the Oak Ridge Boys are coming after that ass like NOW.