We owe the Worldwide Leader three cents or so for lifting this fine excerpt from Feldman's pay blog today. Feldman obviously has a deep understanding of former Florida coach [NAME REDACTED], as evidenced here:
Ron Zook must be smiling, thinking: "Finally, something Gator folks aren't blaming on me!" And then Zook, caught up in the moment, will turn around and head butt the nearest Coke machine.
Yep. That's about right.
Head-butting Coke machines and calling prevent defenses as we speak.