House of Rock, our "aspirational peer," discovers Marcus Vick's complete rap sheet and brings it to you for the cost of cheap as free. A sample:
Following a loss in the ACC championship game, Vick consumes a gallon of scotch, gathers up two dozen prostitutes in his vehicle and burns Alltel Stadium to the ground, all the while blasting an illegally-downloaded version of Eazy-E's "College Girls Are Easy". During the arson, his vehicle receives three parking tickets.
Fine stuff which you may read in its entirety here.