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LEAVITT OPTS TO STAY AT USF

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In Manhattan, Kansas, there are no mobile strip clubs, grouper sandwiches, women in bikinis selling hot dogs on the side of the road, or grown men still wearing Zubaz and listening to Loverboy. It's also never cold enough to chap your penis, either, which is yet another reason why Jim Leavitt, the only coach in the history of the USF football program, has opted to stay in Tampa and end any speculation about his interest in succeeding Gary Bill "The Mole" Snyder at Kansas State.

We ask our Tampa readers: do you think Gary Spivey saw this coming?

Tampa Bay's resident psychic must be jacked that Leavitt is returning.