Really, somewhat should get the semi-retired art critic from Time on the phone, since college football may have reached its zenith with this thread from SoonerFark focusing on the eminently farkable Joe Paterno. Gator Farkmeister and EDSBS contributor Mr. Two Cents goes crazy go nuts somewhere on the second page and doesn't let up for a while. Astounding, visionary stuff, especially the radical reimaging of Joe Pa as Saturn eating his young. Our favorite, though, is a little more lowbrow, of course:
