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BREAKING NEWS: DON'T LET YOUR HOE GO TO THE SEVENTH FLO'

We lamented the lack of proper Miami thuggery or flair in recent years under Larry Coker. Strike that: several Miami players have recorded a nine-minute rap epic including Tavares Gooden's contribution quoted below:

Then He said baby that’s not how it begins /
and he brought in all his 7th floor friends /
She found it was [unintelligible] the Miami Football Team /
It’s also the 7th floor king ding-a-lings /
She thought Five Two was just my number then she realized /
you multiply the bitch up then you get my dick size

Via the great Deadspin.