The food that fuels fans of the newly resurgent Rutgers football program? The Fat Darrell, a sandwich made of "two chicken fingers, two mozzarella sticks, french fries and marinara sauce," all stuffed into an eight-inch hoagie roll. The caloric total is as staggering as one might expect: 1,718 calories, 78 grams of fat, and 143 grams of carbohydrates.
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A sandwich that big? Really? I'll take ten and make it snappy, homeslice.