Bill Doba's consulted the Steve Austin playbook for his gameplan against USC:
"We agreed the best place to attack 'em is in the tunnel before they get out on that field. At least that way, Reggie doesn't have as much room to run around, see, and we can corral him in there," Doba said of Reggie Bush, USC's all-everything tailback, as Washington State prepares to play on the Trojans' home turf.
A better idea than former WSU coach Mike Price's "drown 'em in strippers the night before" plan, since living in target-rich L.A. as perpetually serviced jock man-kings doesn't seem to have drained the stamina of anyone on the Trojan offense. (Link via Sports By Brooks.)