Warren sends us a correction for the ages. There's not enough players with pharmaceutical names, but given ten years or so, we're sure they'll start to creep in. Considering their fine tradition of wacked-out names (Lavaranues Coles, De'Cody Fagg, Pooh Bear Williams,) we're sure that FSU announcer Gene Deckerhoff will be the first to have the privelege of making this call:
"Orudis 'KT' Johnson takes the snap from Claritin Walker. Orudis drops, looks, checks down to Prilosec Washington, who breaks a tackle and there's nothing but green...twenty...ten...touchdown Prilosec Washington!!! A purple pill of victory for the 'Noles!"
We're waiting with bated breath.