Brad Butler, the words that come to mind when we watch you take the worst cheap shot we've seen this season are as follows:
You are a shitbag. A fucktard, asswipe shitbag who drinks his own piss like a lobotomized chimp. A brokedick, ass-licking, meat-weaselly bitch of a cuntrag whose douchebag soul would collect exactly three cents in hell's pawn shop. A goddamn mincing slapfuck of a chicken rapist whose finest efforts with your needle-nosed pliers of a cock would make even the most petite of Rhode Island Reds cackle with contempt. A ball-sniffing, piss-shitter of a shitpiss who defamed his school and his craven, bastard ass in front of a television audience of millions who, though they would rather have been watching the OU/Texas game, got to see a pustulent ass chancre of a boy deliberately attempt to maim a player after the whistle had blown. Exiting the field to a cascade of explosive diarrhea shot from the asses of the BC faithful would have been too kind an exit for a reprobate shitstink motherfucker like you; more fitting would be crippling mutual injuries exchanged with kindred asshole spirit Darnell Dockett in the pros a few years later...preferably a day or two before you sign that big contract extension and commensurate insurance policy.
In conclusion: fuck you, asshole. May you be suspended for a thousand years.
Brad Butler, consider yourself Fatwa'd! And greetings to the good people of the NSA and Homeland Security from EDSBS!