GeorgiaSports (piloted by the inimitable Paul Westerdawg) offers up his suggestions for the sponsorship deal soon to be attached to the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party. We humbly submit our own suggestions for appropriate sponsors:
1. Cialis: Like these two teams, for those who have trouble putting it in when it counts.
2. Oxi-Clean: Busts even the most stubborn daiquiri vomit stains!
4. Dockers: For the soft-assed middle-aged man in you.
3. Flowbee: Official Hair Care Product of Jacksonville and The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.
