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Our musings over who should replace Trev Alberts in one of the top 6 jobs in America got such a great response from our loyal and hysterical readers that we had to pull out some of our favorites.

EDSBS Contributor Solon provided us with this suggestion we are embarrassed we didn't think of first:

I can’t believe you didn’t suggest Ric Flair, longtime Gator fan and definitely the greatest of the speechgivers among the wrestling community.

Fowler: So who do you think is going to win the national title this year, Ric?
Flair: USC! To be the man, you got to beat the man! Whoooo!

Ric Flair also would keep the female demographic, as Ric was noted for having, if I am remembering right, “40 women in every city.” This one’s a no-brainer.

Notre Dame will take Navy behind the woodshed... Woooo!

Regular commentor Kanu provided us with these two wonderful suggestions:

Right back at you, Stranko. Your Cramer bit was funnier than mine yesterday. My vote would be for one James Carville. He’s smart, funny, and knows a bit about football. I would love to be watching when he finally teases May one too many times & May says “this is bullshit!” and get’s up and walks off the set. Either him or R Kelly, just for the pick gimmick - instead of putting the mascot head on a la Corse, they would just place both mascot heads on front of him and he would then piss all over the team that he was picking against. You think the GameDay crowd goes bezerk when Corso picks? That shit would be off the charts. I guess they wouold have to move the show over to HBO to pull it off, so I’ll stick with Carville.

Forgive me if I'm wrong on this, but I made my picks while still trapped in the closet.