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SPURRIER=HAUTE COUTURE=APOCALYPSE

Spurrier creates his own hat. When we see one of these on a runway model, we'll know to drop to our knees for the rapture. Is this the stage in his life when Spurrier rolls out his own line of products for men who resemble roosters? Hats, pleated khaki shorts, beer coozies, sleeveless t-shirts, shoes you don't have to wear socks with...wait, looking in our closet, we realized we just described our wardrobe. We're off to curl up in a corner and ward off the bad men in our head for a few hours.

Flying saucers? Or tacky hat?