UT can't lose to C-USA, but they sure can't blow them out, either. Will the beastly Darrell Hackney give Tennessee fits in their opener by breaking Will Jason Allen in half with a blow of his mighty paw? Will Watson Brown continue to be the lone coach capable of having a career after catching the cancer of a stint as Vandy's head coach? Can the Blazers take their fabulous Harry Potter logo to new heights with a win against the Vols? Hell no, we think, but Scout.com wonders out loud anyway. (via Voluminous)
While we're at it, we want to be the first to posit that UAB stole its logo from Ronnie James Dio. Exhibit A:
And Exhibit B:
Like a rainbow in the daaaaaaaarrk!
We rest our case.