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LSU LINEMAN DEFENDS WOMAN' S HONOR, KICKS MAN WHILE HE'S DOWN, BREAKS EVEN IN KARMA.

LSU lineman Chase Pittman breaks even in the great Karma sweepstakes by allegedly pummeling a guy who was groping women in da club and then subsequently kicking him while he was down until the man passed out. The first thing we thought of when we heard this story was the shoes Pittman was wearing: were they in fact "Tims"? And did the groper get "timbaland'd" up, as in Nas' "Made You Look?"

Don?t start none, won?t be none
No reason for your mans to panic
You don?t wanna see no ambulances
Knock a pimp?s drink down in his pimp cup
That?s the way you get timberland?d up

Anyone here think the Timberland company sometimes feels a little anxious about having their formerly woodsy image now associated with club clusterfuck stompfests? And if Pittman has a big season, do we smell a lucrative corporate sponsorship deal in the works? "I'm Chase Pittman. Tims' boots and streetwear: straight chump-stompin' 2.0, homey."

Straight chump-stompin' for Chase Pittman means he needs nothing less than the best footwear for the job.