Sure, attentions must be paid to the peerless misbehavior at Tennessee and South Carolina this past offseason. But don't sleep on Ole Miss, who's had ten players and coaches involved in jailarity in the past two years. The coaches' arrests are particulary funny to us, like Ed Orgeron took his boys from USC and said, "Dude, it's Mississippi: you can get loaded for nothing down there." Their combined misbehaviors make them our dark horse candidate for winning the competitive 2005 SEC Penal Prize. Yes, we spellchecked that before typing the word "penal," and yes, we just giggled a little. We're taking nominations for the official icon of the award below, as in "The Switzer," or "The Dooley."