We Are The Boys puts out his lickety-split top 25. He also suggests yet another fine gradation of specious analysis: fast risers and fallers early in the season. He thinks Cal, Utah and FSU could tank fast, while Texas A&M, Florida, Purdue, and Boise could rise faster than most. More good hairs to split in the ceiling tile-counting season.
117 D-I schools. 3 black head coaches. We know what we call it: total bullshit. Terry Bowden, continuing his streak of “damn-the-torpedoes” columns for Yahoo Sports, has another word for it: discrimination.
CFN, continuing their Larry King-like spiral into madness, ranks Penn State ahead of Louisville in their preseason rankings. HP, we just gave you the tinder and the gas. Strike a match.
Read this to see two things:
1. The very definition of asswipe (the guys in the car)
2. The exact opposite of that in the sheer ballsiness of Mike Tepper.
A new addition: The Bemusement Park, who provides a funny Big Ten preview for y’all here, in addition to beating us to handing out snarkily-tagged preseason awards.
Preseason Honors: IU athletic director Rick Greenspan gets the +5 Scepter of Pre-Emptive Striking for going to such lengths to ensure that he wouldn?t have to hire a football coach and a men?s basketball coach in the same year.
According to CFR and Truth Laid Bear’s blog ecosystem, that is. (And look at CFR making a Bone Thugs reference! We’ll see you at the crossroads, homey.) To check for more recent stats go to the ecosystem itself and look us up. As of this morning, we’re nipping at Heismanpundit’s heels, just one spot behind him. (Must be our lack of sophistication.) We found this to be the best part, though:
Blogs whose ass we kick (as of this morning):
1. Cancergiggles.
2. Brendan Loy! (Only as of this morning, but take that, you private school fancy lad!)
3. Feisty Republican Whore.
4. Geeks With Guns. (sexy!)
Sometimes, you do the slapping…
1. Angry Republican Mom.(Evidently, her being married gives her an appeal a feisty Republican Whore lacks.)
2. Feces Flinging Monkey.
3. Naked Drinking Coffee And we thought there was only one of us…now we’ve got to find him, fight him, and cut his head off with a Queen song playing in the background.
…and sometimes you get slapped. You know you want some of Ike’s cake…
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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