Okay, we swear we’re going now. But first look at this.

One more thing: is Lemming a hopeless Notre Dame lemming? I Blog for Cookies and MGoBlog are on the case.

We’re going camping, so here’s some primo Friday nonsense to tide you over for the weekend: strawberry pancakes, don’t make me wait…

FSU qb and Dave Matthews fan Wyatt Sexton spoke with the FSU coaching staff yesterday for the first time since he was Baker-Acted for his odd behavior on June 13th. The general diagnosis leaking from the FSU camp? Bipolar disorder, it seems, caused the qb’s already frayed nerves to come unraveled following three days at the acid-soaked Bonnaroo music festival in Manchester, Tennessee, not drug use of any sort.
Sexton is also serving a second purpose: giving sportswriters an excuse for sanctimony and general huffiness!
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What can we say about this? Hey, bail’s expensive, people! Thanks, we’ll be here all week, tip your waitress!

Put on your tin-foil hat: the judge in a case concerning the alleged blacklisting of two former ‘Bama coaches has released documents concerning the case to the public. Lawyer Tommy Gallion accuses NCAA investigators (and recruiting analyst Tom Culpepper?!?) of conspiring to defame and damage the Crimson Tide football program in the course of their investigation of Alabama’s recruiting violations. Of course, after a thorough reading of EDSBS favorite Dan Brown, we know the fingerprints of the Illuminati are all over this one. Chauncey, fetch my Harris tweed! (For an audio summary, click on the “legal issues” clip on finebaum.com. We dig the Ronnie James Dio intro music playing at the beginning…)

Heismanpundit breaks the plane twice in two posts, first with a cogent and reasoned response to our post on the impact of blogs on the college football media, and second with a great sprint through (pun intended) cfb’s fastest college players. After reading Phil Steele constantly over the past few days, all we can say is that these VHT potential AAs HP mentions should simply create FDs ASAP TY.
ps. Correctly identify the song the headline is lifted from, and EDSBS will send you a shiny new quarter.

Ginn: fast as hell.

Citing lack of playing time, two redshirt freshman are leaving the Clemson Tigers in search of fame and glory at locations to be determined later. The losses offensive lineman Clint LaTray and defensive back Brandon Nolen shouldn’t hurt the Tigers too much next season as they were buried on the depth chart, but as they were still young there will certainly be a loss of quality, experienced depth in the future… which of course will only matter if they are not adequately replaced.